I Put the Fabric Down and Immediately Got Glue Everywhere
- Rhiannon Upham
- Feb 25
- 2 min read
This week, I did something radical.
I Put the Fabric Down and Immediately Got Glue Everywhere
Not forever. Don’t be dramatic. But long enough to fall headfirst into the world of card stock, which, fun fact, I did not realise had levels. Card is not just card. Card is a system. A hierarchy. A lifestyle.
Yes. Card comes in different weights.
Actual numbers.
GSM.
Adult decisions I was not ready to make.
How Cake Toppers Ruined My Peace
This all started with cake toppers.
At first, I was living my best life making 2D toppers.
Flat.
Clean.
Obedient.
I mastered those and thought, Right. I’m clearly an expert now.
This was my first mistake.
Because once you master 2D, your brain says: “Cool. Let’s try 3D.”
No warning. No planning. Just vibes.
3D Cake Toppers: A Personal Attack
3D toppers are where confidence goes to die.
Suddenly I was:
Layering coloured card
Introducing glitter card (a menace to society)
Trying to create depth and structure
Using glue like a feral raccoon in a craft shop
I got glue everywhere.
Hands. Table. Card. The wrong parts of the card. At one point I was stuck to the project both emotionally and physically.
3D is not forgiving. You don’t just stick things. You hold, hover, brace, reconsider your life choices, then stick again and pretend the glue smear is intentional texture.
The Card Stock Spiral
Some card bends if you look at it funny. Some card stands firm and judges you. Some card says, “Yes, I can be a cake topper. ”Some card says, “Absolutely not, don’t even try.”
I now have opinions about GSM that I did not ask for.
And glitter card?
Beautiful.
Sparkly.
Will still be in my house in 2037.
I Put the Fabric Down and Immediately Got Glue Everywhere
Why This Was Actually a Good Idea
Despite the glue carnage, this week mattered.
Learning card properly means:
Stronger cake toppers
Better structure
Less sad, floppy outcomes
More options when fabric isn’t the answer
More Shabby Than Chic has never been about staying in one lane. It’s about curiosity, trying new things, and occasionally creating absolute chaos in the name of creativity.
The sewing machine is still there. The fabric will forgive me. The glue… remains suspiciously everywhere.
What’s Next?
More cake toppers. More card. More layers. Possibly less confidence going into 3D next time.
But honestly? I wouldn’t change it.
Except maybe using less glue.
✨ Stay tuned. This paper phase has teeth.
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